I spent a good chunk of my afternoon class trying to decide what I could make, that wouldn't take FOREVER, but would still be really good. Suddenly, a scathingly brilliant idea popped into my brain!
ME: I've got it!
ME: I'm going to make candy apples for the bake sale!
CLASSMATE: Oh...that's gooooooood. Uh...have you ever made them?
CLASSMATE: Uh...do you feel pretty confident that you CAN???
ME: I have passed entire human beings through my vagina. I can do ANYTHING!!!
So, Itty Bitty and I went to the Bulk Barn and got a kit to make candy apples. The instructions looked pretty simple. .....much easier than natural childbirth, anyway.