So, I was invited to go to a wedding today - that, incidentally, was so special it was featured on the local 6 o'clock news tonight!
Hubby wasn't able to take a day off work, so I invited Itty Bitty to be my date. He's in the middle of exams currently, but he was happy to put on his party shoes and go with me. I let him drive.
As we are leaving the wedding...
HE: So how the heck do I get out of here?
ME: Same way you got here.
HE: Kicking, screaming, and covered with someone else's blood?